Valerie. 24. Ghent, Belgium. This is my personal. Book blog is over at IsserleyLovesBooks.tumblr.com :) Nerdfighter. Student. I read a lot :) I answer asks privately, anons publically. If you ask as yourself and would like me to publish it, or think it might be nice if I did, just let me know. :)
@4 days ago with 248 notes
Ask Willie D, Houston Press, 17 July 2014:Dear Willie D: I met a young lady who is 23 years old with two kids. We have been seeing each other for about three months and I still have not rounded the bases, if you know what I mean. We were kissing one night and when I tried to take it further, she told me the next time she has sex it will be with the man she marries. I think she is full of s—-. She got pregnant twice by two men who never married her, and didn’t give a damn about her, or her kids. She’s also been with five other men — so she says. Now I come along and do all the right things: treat her good, buy her nice things, and take her out, and she wants to act like Sweet Polly Purebred. I really like her a lot, but I’m not ready for marriage. At the same time I’m a man and I have needs. Should I dump her, or hang in there and see where things go from here?
Literally every woman who has ever had sex before in her life personally owes it to you to have sex with you as well. Sex is something that women owe men who buy them things, because sex is a transaction and women’s bodies are currency.
It’s too bad that this ignorant broad can’t see how much better you are than all those entitled users she dated before who didn’t give a damn about what she wanted.
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
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lamouretlesmensonges said: I once read an erotic story where this guy's dick was 11 inches long and basically the whole story was a bunch of girls deepthroating him and taking his entire length into their mouths and i just... i just can't.
Seems legit.@4 days ago with 545 notes
friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿
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