heliotrooper:

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

heliotrooper:

AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE

(Source: moosekleenex, via misplacedland)

@1 day ago with 222128 notes

because-b:

alekzmx:

a whole buch of Guys with Cats

My fave is the one with the Sphynx, followed by the Siamese. :3

(Source: mansexfashion, via faabyy21)

@3 days ago with 65254 notes

Help! I Keep Buying Her Things, But She Won’t Fuck Me

thatbadadvice:

Ask Willie D, Houston Press, 17 July 2014:

Dear Willie D: I met a young lady who is 23 years old with two kids. We have been seeing each other for about three months and I still have not rounded the bases, if you know what I mean. We were kissing one night and when I tried to take it further, she told me the next time she has sex it will be with the man she marries. I think she is full of s—-. She got pregnant twice by two men who never married her, and didn’t give a damn about her, or her kids. She’s also been with five other men — so she says. Now I come along and do all the right things: treat her good, buy her nice things, and take her out, and she wants to act like Sweet Polly Purebred. I really like her a lot, but I’m not ready for marriage. At the same time I’m a man and I have needs. Should I dump her, or hang in there and see where things go from here?

Literally every woman who has ever had sex before in her life personally owes it to you to have sex with you as well. Sex is something that women owe men who buy them things, because sex is a transaction and women’s bodies are currency.

It’s too bad that this ignorant broad can’t see how much better you are than all those entitled users she dated before who didn’t give a damn about what she wanted.

@4 days ago with 248 notes

misandry-mermaid:

scandalouslyfollowing:

nuric:

cap-out-of-time:

schwoozie:

[x]

ooc: Reblogging because holy shit.

I aspire to be this woman when I’m older. 

YASSSSSSS!

This woman was born before women were legally allowed to vote.

So don’t think for a second that she’s joking when she sees you trying to take that right away, Republicans.

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@1 week ago with 311712 notes
lilacballad:

magalis:

Idol.

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg

This is the best story.

lilacballad:

magalis:

Idol.

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg

This is the best story.

(via keowyn)

@1 week ago with 76478 notes

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

(via cleolinda)

@1 week ago with 33638 notes

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

(via keowyn)

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@3 days ago with 43514 notes

lamouretlesmensonges said: I once read an erotic story where this guy's dick was 11 inches long and basically the whole story was a bunch of girls deepthroating him and taking his entire length into their mouths and i just... i just can't.

wtffanfiction:

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Seems legit.

@4 days ago with 545 notes

Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local 

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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@5 days ago with 134447 notes

coldwindandiron:

holmesno:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

Yup.

(via ikzegdatenikzegniets)

@1 week ago with 65515 notes

"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan (link)

Terri Conley has done an incredibly thorough debunking of the 1989 Hatfield study claiming that women don’t like casual sex.

(via drnerdlove)

AMEN! Dudes stay bitching about how women make them go through an obstacle course, standardized tests and a credit check to get some pussy, but then shit all over and dog out the chicks who give it to ‘em easy. And WOMEN are allegedly the “illogical” ones.

WELP!

Straight up told yo asses. Get yo stroke game up and stop this bullshit about women who have sex.

(via sourcedumal)

"…it wasn’t a matter of whether women were less interested or receptive to sexual offers than men were, it was that they were less interested when those offers came from men. In fact, hetero-identified women were more likely to be willing to go to bed with another woman. Even gay men – propositioned by an attractive gay man – were less likely to accept.”

"It came down to two issues: personal safety and potential sexual prowess in the proposer.

Contrary to the idea in evolutionary psychology that women will instinctively respond to outward signifiers of social superiority like money or status [in men], women are far more motivated by the likelihood of sexual pleasure than any other factor.”

"According to the results of the study, women consistently thought that men were potentially more dangerous and far less likely to be good in bed. Men and women (gay, bi and straight) on the other hand, consistently thought that women were likely to be at least a decent lay (at the median for the study), warmer and less dangerous.”

I knew what the factors influencing acceptance or refusal would be before I finished reading the article, but I think it’s funny that everyone knows and assumes that men are dangerous and crappy in bed.

(via cunicular)

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@1 week ago with 65922 notes

theconsultingshieldmaiden:

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

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@1 week ago with 20773 notes

ginnabean:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

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@1 week ago with 269136 notes